YAY COMPLAINING.
HERE'S A QUIZ. :I
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○● B R I T I S H ○●

[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor. ( Who? )
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (No. I use the words "damn it" and "fuck" a lot. )
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (I don't know what chavs are, but I really do dislike emos. )

Total: 2


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year. (OH FUCK NO THOSE THINGS GIVE ME BLISTERS D: )
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops. (...what. )
[/] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[/] You're a sports fanatic (Golf, football, and baseball. Mostly golf though .w. )
[ ] You are tanned. (pfffffffttt )
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 4


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[X] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes. (AND IT'S GROSS. I'M SORRY. )
[X] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[/] You speak some Italian. (Terribly, though. )
[X] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 7.5


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[/] You speak Spanish or some. (I'm terrible at speaking languages. Even my own. )
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. ( haha no)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are.

Total: 3.5


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[/] You get short tempered. ( i get annoyed very easily, but I'm pretty good about keeping my mouth shut.)
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you. ( HAHA HOW ABOUT NO )
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 3.5


○● I R I S H ○●

[ ] You think beer is the best.
[/] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland. ( I actually don't know... I know my family is desendents from Ireland though. )
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get together always include drinking and singing. ( Gosh, that hasn't happened since I was seven...)

Total: 3.5
...such shame I must be for the Irish.


○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually. (UM NO)
[ ] You have nappy hair. (WHAT)
[ ] You like rap. (HOW ABOUT NO)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[X] You like chicken. ( I would marry it if I could. )
[/] You like watermelon. ( Not really...but I'll eat it)
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 1.5


○● A S I A N ○●

[/] You have slanty/small eyes. (People say I do, but I don't think so :\ )
[X] You like rice a lot. (I love rice just as much as I love chicken and Yui. )
[X] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You cover your mouth sometimes when you laugh.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese. (Even though I have no Asian genes at all...)
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 5.5


○● G E R M A N ○●

[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[/] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[X] You went to Pre-school
[X] You're over 5'2".

Total: 6.5


○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[] You say eh. (I'm American. I say "huh" most of the time)
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[/] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 0.5


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[/] You hate foreigners. ( I hate most of them. )
[ ] You hate non-Christians. ( um. I am non-Christian.)
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You hate abortions
[x] But love the death penalty. (hahaaa death )
[/] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased. (Even though I'm an extremely biase person. )

Total: 5


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. ( I use to grow tomatoes when I lived in Illinois. )
[X] You like french fries. ( OMG I FUCKING LOVE FRIES )
[X] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official 'best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles. (They wre alright. )
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[/] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (Okay I'll admit that the Gators haven't been that great lately...BUT THE PACKERS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING. YAY CHEESEHEADS.)
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 4.5


○● D U T C H ○●

[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[x] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (Starbucks I hope. )
[/] You tend to overreact and show your emotions. ( I overeact about everything. But I don't show much emotion. I'm like Sweden...)
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building/handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 3.5


○● A R A B ○●

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[X] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.  (I think so...)
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[x] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[x] You dislike reading.

Total: 3

I'm Italian.
Even though I have, like, no Italian in me at all besides my last name.